My First Assault Rifle

SKU: 2a-frst

"Raise them up in the truth and they shall not depart from it."

There’s no training like hands-on training, so if you want your lil gunslinger to learn how to defend him or herself from government overreach, then by all means put a gun in his/her hand! It is the right and privilege of every American, no matter how mentally undeveloped they might be, to own a firearm!

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