SKU: nyc-stch
Put your money just above where your mouth is! Proceeds go to Mark’s Mustaches: A Charity for Men Who Can’t Grow a Good Mustache.
Now with 20% less rat fur!
May cause painful rash and nagging scabs.
Not to be worn by women who are pregnant or plan to be pregnant in the future.
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