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"I have seen the future of uninformed, but useful loudmouths, and his name is Mark Rottenson."

-Anne Culter

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"His aimless ramblings make me look downright sane."

-THE GHOST OF TED KACZYNSKI

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Book Excerpts REad by Mark Rottenson Himself

On Bankruptcy

On Changing Minds

On Getting High

On His Former Life

On His Rise to Fame

On Individual LIberty

On Liberals

On Model Railroads

On School Boards

On Wrestling

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